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A handsome young man was jogging down the beach and came across an old woman sitting in her wheelchair crying. He stopped to see if he could help. When he asked her what was wrong, she cried, "Oh I'm old and frail and it has been so long since a handsome young man like you has held me." The young man took pity on her and bent over and hugged her. When she smiled and thanked him, he continued jogging. The next day he came across her sitting inher wheelchair on the beach in the same spot again crying. He asked what was wrong, and she cried, "Oh it has been so long since a handsome young man has kissed me. And I don't mean a peck on the cheek like the kisses my sons and grandsons give me." So the young man picked the woman up, sat down in her chair and put her on his lap and gave her a passionate kiss. When she smiled and thanked him, he returned her to her chair and continued jogging. The next day he saw her there again, and again she was crying. He was getting tired of this so asked her what was wrong with some impatience in his voice. She cried, "Oh it has been so long since I've been fucked." He picked her up, carried her out into the ocean and dumped her in deep water saying, "Now you're fucked."
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lol... and the moral of the story is... grow old gracefully, and don't push your luck! :)
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hehehe that was good